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Ignatius named “Cool School of the Week” by Fox News

by Sam Royer ’15

Saint Ignatius is officially a cool school!

This morning, March 5, 2015, Fox 8 News featured a news segment (shot at Ignatius this past Wednesday) detailing why Ignatius lives up to the honorous name of “Cool School of the Week.”

Teachers Ryan Masterson S.J. and Mr. Jerry DeCarlo and students James Norris ‘16 and Kellen Dugan ‘15 were selected to speak on behalf of the school in a two minute video segment.

From left to right: Mitchell Pallaki '16, Brian Koehler '15, Sam Royer '15, Matt Koehler '15
From left to right: Mitchell Pallaki ’16, Brian Koehler ’15, Sam Royer ’15, Matt Koehler ’15

“In high school you kind of think there would be certain cliques, but really the important thing I took from here is the fact that everyone is your friend. Everyone is here together,” Norris explained, regarding what he loves about Saint Ignatius. Masterson then went on to speak about the abundance of service opportunities featured at Ignatius.

Following the video, Senior Class President Brian Koehler and Mitch Pallaki ‘16 were featured on the live morning show to play a “Coffee Trivia Quiz.” On representing the school live, Koehler said, “It was a really cool experience and I’m glad I was able to represent the school.”

Perhaps the most memorable moment of the segment, and the best way to describe the honor, is Masterson singing: “Welcome to the place where wildcats rule, Saint Ignatius is a cool school!”

The Love Guru

by Liam Garven ’15

Dear Love Guru,
There is this girl who is beyond amazing. She has a soul and heart, still only pure. I can only imagine how wonderful my life would be if I blew like a leaf in the breeze out of the friendzone. What should I do?- Luke Diggs ‘15

Dear Luke,
Wow, it seems as if you really have some intense feelings. These kinds of strong and pure emotions can really fuel some fantastic writing. You may want to consider putting these emotions into words with some poetry or a nice narrative. It may seem extremely and slightly needy, but any girl will melt once they see your rhyme scheme and use of couplets. Remember, write a girl a poem, and you have found the way to her heart.

Dear Love Guru,
There is this cute West Side Catholic school girl that has been creeping on me for the past year or so. Whenever she hangs out with my friends, all she talks about is me? I’m not sure how I feel. How do I play this one, chief?-Dan Ertle ‘15

Dear Danny,
This predicament you find yourself in is definitely not a bad one. First, you have to straighten out your feelings for this girl. If you decide you reciprocate her feelings, then you have a few options. You could go the route of the “cocky yet confident” man. If you flash that Notre Dame acceptance letter just once, her love for you will multiply more than Mitch Pallaki. Also, you could be a little more aggressive. We all know that you’re the assertive Cheney to Mulach’s laidback Bush. If you have feelings, don’t let them hide and make sure you’re extremely upfront.

Dear Love Guru,
Quick question for your Love Guruness: This may or may not be your area of expertise, but I need you to answer a question. What is “upfam”? Everyone always asks each other but no one ever seems to have an answer. What is it? When can I use it? Is it an instrument? What does it taste like? What does it look for in a guy? Thanks for your time. P.S. Thanks for warming up my dinner -Your pal, Andrew Baldado ‘16

Dear Baldadadado,
This is a fantastic question, and the answer has eluded me for some time. I would often ask my friends, “what’s upfam?” and they would simply respond with an “Aye, nothing, my dude” or “Lmao, you good, bro?”. It seems to have no taste or anyway to really tangibly sense it, like love or Zimmerman’s hairline. Also, no, Andrew, upfam is not an instrument. All I can say with certainty is that upfam remains a mystery, and its effects on the world of love may never be known.

Dear Love Guru,
What do I do if the love of my life isn’t a libertarian? Whenever I ask her what the government’s next move should be, regardless of the topic, I always hope she says “nothing” like a true American and true libertarian would do. Obviously, she does not worship the ideals of the near deity that is Ayn Rand. I’m not sure what to do, please help. –Patrick Millican ‘15

Dear Paddy,
Your situation is undoubtedly a difficult one, as opposing ideological and political views have led to the end of many a relationship. Try and show her the amazing world of self-reliance and minimal government intervention. If she ever asks you for help in any circumstance, simply tell her “no” and watch her grow as a person from that experience. If that doesn’t work, you must ask yourself how much you love this girl. If that doesn’t work, you must ask yourself if you love her enough to overcome this near fatal flaw.

Dear Love Guru,
This girl I like is tough egg to crack. I busted out some of my signature, and nearly professional, dance moves in front of her, but it had little to no effect on her lack of feelings towards me. I was two-stepping, doing the Soulja-boy, dougie-ing, and even whipping! I’m not sure where to go from here; my moves have never failed! What do I do?-John Abdelnour ‘15

Dear John,
I would like to meet the woman who can resist the temptation of your dance moves, because you are widely considered the Michael Jackson of Ignatius, and maybe our entire generation. If at all possible, try and kick your dancing up a notch. You need to really be moving if you want this girl to view you as a suitable mate. If you truly have given it your all and that doesn’t work, then you may want to try some other arts forms like freestyle rapping. You’re a talented and creative kid and need to express that, whether it’s through dope dance moves or some sick rhymes.

Restaurant Review: Jack Flaps

By Sam Royer ‘15

Jack Flaps
3900 Lorain Avenue
http://www.jack-flaps.com/

Price: (6-12 dollars)
3 out of 5 paws

Jack Flaps Urban Breakfast Shoppe is one of many restaurants in Ohio City which prides itself on its uniqueness.

The restaurant, known for its richly decorated and flavored waffles and pancakes, is casually decorated with modern photographs of models whose faces have been covered by Jack Flaps’ food.

Despite the trendy decorations, the atmosphere of Jack Flaps is slightly hurried. The breakfast spot isn’t known for its extensive size. One will undoubtedly notice the claustrophobic nightmare of a line at the restaurant’s entrance briefly downsize as parties with more than two people exit after discovering that they will be waiting a minimum of thirty minutes for a table. Yet, the line will inevitably fill up again as the shop seems to be a hot spot for couples and small families.

Nearly everything on the menu is a classic breakfast dish, but each comes with a twist. One of Jack Flaps’ most popular dishes is the “Graham Cracker,” a waffle topped with Graham crackers, Nutella, and bruleed marshmallows. The dish tastes exactly as it sounds – sweet and rich, similar to a gingerbread house. The waffle is good for a few bites, but ultimately looks better than it tastes. Other popular waffle or pancake options include “The Bacon Brownie,” “The Fat Elvis,” and for those who are a little less adventurous, “The Original Buttermilk.”

Another popular dish is the “PB&J,” but don’t be fooled; this is no brown bag lunch sandwich. It’s a french toast dish, smothered with Chocolate Nutella, peanut butter, berry jam, and cereal milk whipped cream. The meal, rich with a sweet but not overly aggressive flavor, tastes better than the “Graham Cracker” waffle and is undeniably easier to finish.

When eating at Jack Flaps, one can select from a variety of side dishes, but like the entrees, each comes with a twist. The bacon is listed on the menu as “Mexican coke-glazed pork belly,” and has a unique smoky flavor.

Ultimately, Jack Flaps seems to be hit or miss, as some its meal options are just as much of a risk as going to the restaurant with a group. Most of the food is pretty good, but not always as good as it looks or worth the risk. One might like his meal, one probably won’t. One might get a table, six probably won’t.

 

Bradesca announces update in cell-phone policy

by Sam Royer ’15

“The ‘decriminalization’ of cell phone use is upon us,” Principal Bradesca ’88 has declared. After what has seemed like a long year of prohibited cell-phone use, an update in the school policy is being set in place.

“Allowing students to bring their own technology to school for instructional purposes and believing one can simultaneously eliminate the ability of students to communicate electronically with each other and the outside community appears to be increasingly unrealistic thinking,” Bradesca said in a letter shared with the teachers and faculty.

The change, which will allow students to use phones at appropriate times and for appropriate reasons, comes mainly due to Bradesca’s understanding that most students have two devices on any time, mirroring the college experience.

“Students use phones to take pictures of whiteboards, experiments in-progress in labs, to record dialogue in language class, to create and play reflections with video/audio for various classes, as well as quick note-taking and calendaring,” Bradesca said.

Bradesca has suggested that many teachers successfully take a “Ready to Use” position, a technique in which the student’s phone is placed on the right hand corner of his desk, supposedly lessening the temptation to text under the desktop.

Bradesca also acknowledged that the student behavior of any kind can really be boiled down to two words: etiquette and responsibility. “There are times when it is inappropriate to use [phones], and there are times when their use is of no consequence. Specific to cell phones, the overwhelming majority of our faculty and staff allow students to use their phones on a regular basis, both in and out of class,” Bradesca said. “Therefore, a faculty or staff member shall determine when a student is using his device in an unacceptable manner.”

Now, the cell-phone use policy has been updated to read as follows:

The use of cell phones or other electronic devices in a disruptive or unauthorized manner is not permitted. Use of said devices in an unauthorized or inappropriate manner may result in a JUG or confiscation of the device.  Serious offenses of this nature include, but are not limited to:

Use of school or personal electronic devices to perform unethical actions such as
cheating, unauthorized collaboration, or plagiarism (e.g., cell phone texting
answers or taking pictures of exams).

The use of a cell phone or any electronic device whilst walking

The use of a cell phone or any electronic device in a forbidden area, including the
chapel, restrooms, and locker rooms

Students may not use their cell phones to make phone calls unless they do so in
a school office location with an adult present.

Art Spotlight: Sullivan Ratcliff ’16

By Brad Horton ’15

Sullivan Ratcliff ’16 has been acting since preschool, and he enjoyed every minute of it. He began acting through community plays with his sister, and continued acting throughout grade school. At St. Ignatius Sullivan participated Dracula, Murders of 1940, Lucky Stiff, and recently Of Mice and Men.

Sullivan was inspired by his grandfather who was a fighter in Cleveland in the 1930’s to continue his acting career. Sullivan has not won any official awards in theater, but his acting is certainly worth commandment.

His role of George in Of Mice and Men was actually his first lead role in a St. Ignatius High School production. He was a near perfect likeness of George. His lines were delivered clearly, and the facial and body expressions were on par with the corresponding scene.

It is actually no surprise that Sullivan nailed the role, once you find out how much work he put into the production. “I had to really manage my time. So I had to cut out some events or things I like to do. I had to run lines, which is going over every line until I had it memorized, and then moving onto the next one. I tried to recite an entire an entire page without messing up a single line.” Sullivan stated.

Sullivan plans on participating in the upcoming St. Joseph production Arsenic and Old Lace. “This (Arsenic and Old Lace) is a time to spend with friends and focus more on precise acting” Sullivan said about the play. He is also directing a one act play the upcoming Spring One Act Play Festival. This is his first experience with directing a production, but he certainly has a lot of enthusiasm. The play is called Short Leave and features St. Ignatius High School students Peter Jones ’15, Andrew Hocevar’16, Casey Sobecks ’15, and Brendan Mitchell’17. The play is about the result of three drunken friends from the Navy setting up one of their Navy friends with a prostitute.

Sullivan plans to continue acting into the distant future, but he is not certain if he would like to continue with theater or try acting in films. To students interested in theater, Sullivan said “Go for it. It’s definitely going to be a lot of work, but the friends that you make will be totally worth it in addition to the experience of the play. It will look good on a college resume as well. You can also get to know other people in the community including teachers.”

Tech Talk: Dying Light (PC)

by Sam Brown ’15

Rating: 18+

Disclaimer: This is not a full review, but more of a first impression. Take the information as you will, but I haven’t finished the game just yet.

Developed by Techland and released on January 27th, 2015 for Windows, Linux, Xbox One, and PS4, Dying Light is the latest survival horror video game added to the genre that was started with titles like DayZ (ARMA II), Dead Island, and others. Dying Light begins as what seems like a normal “zombie beat ‘em up”, but it turns out to be not only full of fast paced action and adventure. The game is also incredibly frightening and terrifying. While I only have around three hours completed since the game’s launch, I can see why so many people are raving about this game.

Warning: minor spoilers ahead!

The game begins in what one can only assume is a plane, flying high above the clouds while your futuristic HUD relays your latest mission through your earpiece. The player is to locate and kill a prominent- what is assumed gang- leader in a city, without being caught. As the player jumps out of the plane, your character, whom you have been introduced to as Kyle Crane, pulls open his parachute and begins a slow descent towards the city below. The player looks around and sees the destruction around the city as smoke and debris float in the air. The player lands, almost breaking Crane’s legs. Crane is almost immediately greeted by four gang thugs wrenches and pipes in hand. One thug smacks Crane on the head, and just before being struck once more, a zombie tackles another thug. In a hurry, Crane is swept up by two people, a man and a woman, who try to help him. Upon getting away, the man gets caught by zombies, and is eaten. The woman radios for help, and Crane blacks out. Crane wakes up in a small, dirty room, and the story begins.

As mentioned before, Dying Light is a single-player survival story game set in an open world. It’s not exactly a new invention on the genre, but it does have its moments. Even though survival horror seems like all we get lately in terms of games, Dying Light pushes the genre to the limit. What makes this game unlike the others is adding the ability to use your parkour abilities around the massive map (when I say massive, I mean huge!). Using the rooftops and ledges to your advantage, you can effectively stay out of combat completely by running and jumping all over the place. At night, however, things change as the setting becomes unsettling. The atmosphere created in this game is pretty mind blowing.

On the graphics side, the game is gorgeous. The textures themselves are incredibly detailed ,and the amount of work put into the scenery and the actual world is insane. The particle dust and debris effects combined with the bloom effects really sets the tone for the level. As this is a zombie game, it would not be considered complete without ragdoll physics and a justifiable combat engine. Bashing a zombies’ head in is extremely satisfying, and the kicking mechanic is as well; pressing the “E” key to kick a zombie off a rooftop after hitting him a couple times with your wrench is super fun.

Although the game is great, it’s not without its faults. The questing, especially in the beginning, seems boring and repetitive. The play can’t even get to go outside until an hour into the game, and that bugs me. Speaking of bugs, I haven’t had very many. The occasional crash is expected, as I have only had one. The only other bug I can think of is when one time a zombie was walking towards me and he somehow impaled himself with the side of a building. Not necessarily game-breaking, but it’s something. My only serious concern is with the framerate: it’s all over the place.

My framerate (on high settings) stays at around 60 in certain areas, but suddenly drops to 45-30 in others. Not sure if this is just a driver issue (as it is a new game, and GPU driver patches are common with newer games) or a legitimate issue with the game, but it certainly is annoying.

But in all honesty, I really enjoy the game. Although we’re kind of beating a dead horse with all these survival horror games, I think this one just might change things up enough where it’s actually pretty good. I can’t wait to play more! I definitely recommend this game, but please do be aware of the frame rate issues, especially if you’re running on a lower-tier rig or a console.

If you have any gaming related questions or article ideas, feel free to email me at [email protected], I’m always looking for new games to play!

THE HYBRID: Rowing down the Cuyahoga or taking a picture of it, Tyler Delgado ’15 makes a lasting impression

by Brad Horton ’15

Tyler Delgado ’15 may be a leading member of the St. Ignatius High School Crew Team, but he also has an extraordinary talent for design and photography.  Tyler began his artistic career at St. Ignatius with the standard Drawing Class, and he quickly showed promise.  “I obviously got close with Mr. Stewart, and he referred me to Miss Burrows, who is the head of the fine arts department” Tyler said.  He then became involved in A.I.R. (Artists In Residence), which meets once week to work on art projects after school.  Being involved in A.I.R. became a stepping stone into A.P. Studio Art “which is an A.P. course where each semester you have to submit a twelve piece portfolio. Then by the end of your senior year you’ll have a twenty-four piece portfolio to submit to the College Board.  The portfolio kind of takes the place of your standard A.P. exam for any class you usually have.”

Tyler’s artistic talent has been recognized through the reception of a Silver Key from the Scholastic Art and Writing Contest.  Tyler is currently working on the concentration aspect of his artistic portfolio, which takes simple design elements featured in the previous semester’s breathe portfolio and improves upon them.  “So right now I’m combining a little bit of digital media and photography.  I’ll take a regular photograph, be it landscape or portrait or something like that, and then add in a digital design element that’s sort of surprising.  It adds more of a message to the photograph.  One I just did was picture up by the old Coast Guard Station, just the frozen lakefront and everything.  Then I replaced the sky with some abstract galaxy I made in Photoshop, stuff like that.”

According to Tyler, the only bad thing about being an artist is dealing with deadlines.  He really enjoys the freedom art offers to express a personal element and help others understand that personal element.  “You just put [an idea] on paper or put it in a photograph. Its meaning is kind of specific to you, and it’s your job to make sure other people understand that meaning.  You can put yourself, your persona, and your motto to appease and represent you.”

Tyler began participating on the Crew team freshmen year, and has since risen to the positions of senior leader and equipment manager.  He has won multiple awards for the races he has participated in.

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Tyler said the worst thing about Crew is the amount of time it takes up and early morning practices. However, he has the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.  “I’ve made out a lot of good connections with people and the relationships.  I’ve just met a lot of good people over the course of being on the team and everything.  And it’s an experience I wouldn’t really trade for anything.  I learned a lot about myself and other people through it.”

Time management is the most difficult thing about being a hybrid according to Tyler.  He wakes up at four-thirty in the morning in the offseason for workouts, and, when the season picks up, Tyler has less time for homework, and especially art, due to weekend regattas.  He believes that the best thing about being a hybrid is a being able to combine one’s passions.  “But I think the best thing about [being a hybrid] is at times it’s easy to combine the love of both art and crew into the same thing.  I’m into photography a lot, so it’s easy for me to take decent photographs.  I try to capture what I love about the sport in a drawing, a painting, or something like that.”

To fellow students who consider becoming a hybrid, Tyler says “Just don’t be afraid to push yourself.  You’re going to obviously run into schedule conflicts.  You’re going to be busy, but there’s no reason why you can’t sit down for a few hours, listen to some music, and draw, paint, or something.  It’s not like you have to take a class to be an artist.  The title doesn’t really come with taking a class.  So it’s just about sitting down, picking up a brush or pencil, or going out and taking a camera.  It’s just capturing whatever you think is beautiful: finding something you like and expressing yourself through it.”

Snowmen save stranded residents

by Gabe Mielke ’16

A potential snowday. Students complaining about having school. Meanwhile a hardened corps of service oriented students takes to the streets wielding snow shovels and industrial strength rock salt. The legendary Snowmen For Others.

No. Despite the name, the Snowmen For Others do not build snowmen complete with corncob pipes, button noses, and eyes made out of coal for the Ohio City neighborhood. Believe it or not, they do something even better.

Answering the call of the red flag hanging outside of Loyola Hall, the Snowmen venture out into Ohio City to shovel the driveways and sidewalks of those neighbors who cannot do it themselves. This Arrupe service initiative offers a unique opportunity for doing the work of Christ in an immensely enjoyable way.

Thus, I spent a measly hour with these larger than life men for others, participating in their holy endeavor. We started off on the second floor of the Arrupe House dividing ourselves into groups to embark on separate routes around the neighborhood. My group consisted entirely of juniors: Brendan Sims, Yusuf AbdoulKarim, Ani Ting Ting, and of course, myself. After a short briefing we set out with our shovels upon our shoulders and our hearts full of passion to serve. On our way to the first stop we halted to help push a small hybrid car out of the snow, the long-haired, bearded driver thanked us by saying, “Thanks guys, that was super far out of you.”

We then proceeded to clear snow from various driveways, front porches, and sidewalks for the benefit of those Ohio City neighbors who, for one reason or another, cannot do it themselves. Mind you that while this may sound like challenging work (“Shoveling snow is hard!” “It’s cold outside.” *insert more juvenile whining here*), time goes by incredibly quickly because the driveways and sidewalks of Ohio City are significantly smaller than the suburban equivalents. Most importantly you are working with a team of other guys and having way more fun than any sane person should shoveling snow.

Therefore I implore you, I beg you, I cordially invite you; answer the noble clarion call of the red flag and spend one measly hour after school shoveling snow For the Greater Glory of God. I did, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

We want some Wiegy: Jack ’15 and Matt ’17 claim to be best brother duo

by Christopher Rini ’15

When Saint Ignatius students talk sports, it’s commonplace for standout athletes to come up in the conversation and then hear, “Oh, his brother was so good when he was here,” or “Yeah, he was good but his little brother is going to be way better.” Sometimes, though, there are pairs of brothers here at school competing together in the same sport at the same high level.

Jack and Matt Wiegandt are both vital parts of Coach O’Rourke’s varsity hockey team, Jack being a four-year letterman and two-year captain and Matt a standout sophomore who is playing his second year on varsity. Both are integral parts of a strong squad that’s coming off of a state champion performance last year.

We cannot forget the other sets of brothers that compete together, like the Avdeys, the Whitneys, and the Adlers. When asked what makes them the best duo out of all of these, Matt and Jack both agree that “it has to be the hair.” No doubt that it’s hard to compete with the Wiegandts’ signature red hair. The only other duo of brothers in Saint Ignatius sports that can rival the strength of these two is the infamous Benji-Connor player-announcer Rechin combo, especially when Connor has his mustache out.

As for what it’s like to be a part of the team with their brother, Matt and Jack agree that it’s different from any other teammate to be able to take their relationship at the rink home with them, but also they just function as normal teammates and friends in the same way they would anyone else on the team.

As a team captain, Jack has the duty to act as a mentor–a big brother, even–to all his teammates, but Jack also has a role as an actual big brother to Matt. Matt said that “Jack has definitely taught me a lot about how to conduct myself during the games and off the ice and what it’s to like to be on the team. But I taught him how to score.” As for how his role has been affecting his year, Jack explained that, “I’ve been a leader this year more than any other year, and things have been going my way for scoring this year, so I’ve been a bit more of a part of that this year than last year. So I’ve just been trying to keep things going calm and fun.”

These two standout players share a special bond as biological brothers, but they are more crucially together as two parts of the entire tight-knit band of brothers that is the hockey team.

Chris Herren’s message was powerful, but does it have “staying power”? Experience says no

by Zach Fechter ’15

I couldn’t help but notice the pensive, respectful demeanor of our student body during the unfolding of Chris Herren’s powerful journey. He told his tale with conviction, able to capture our often restless attention-spans. However, I couldn’t help but come to see the likely reality of Mr. Herren’s impact on Saint Ignatius: fleeting. I say ‘likely’ in hopes to be proven wrong one day, but his “Get out of the basement” appeal will last as long as your hand on a hot stove.

And I know this stance is not very pleasing. It asserts that some of our student body will fail to heed the message and continue on with their choices. But I have good grounds on which to make this claim; how long does the typical “Kai-high”, or strong moral fervor following the Kairos retreat, last? And further, how many people truly go on to “live the fourth”?

I don’t ask these questions cynically, I ask them as a point of reference. In the same way that living the fourth typically only goes as far as a tweet, kids at this school will likely only be leaving the basement to get a refill. My claim is not germane to all students, but it does shed light on the difficulty of entertaining such an unpopular piece of advice, however genuine it may be.

Now, we’re a school of bright kids, so it’s not like Chris Herren’s speech fell on deaf ears (except I guess for that one kid he told to stop talking). We all fully understood what the crux of his tale was, but what he spoke of is hard for many of us to implement into our own lives. And it is just the same for Kairos; in the moment, the message sounds pleasant, but after it turns sour. Such a conversion occurs upon the realization that adapting to that message means running perpendicular to the actions of friends, potentially having to find new plans or people to spend time with.

Being comfortable with finding new friends is a virtue we could all use. As a result, we throw the message to the nether-regions of our mind in an effort to continue with the path of least resistance. And just like that, the experience of Kairos or Chris Herren is ignored, giving someone plans on Friday night or disregard for doing the right thing; but one cannot forget that some experiences can only be buried alive.

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