A Cleveland area all-star intramural athlete insisted last week that he keep shooting stepback threes after 32 missed attempts: “I’m just a little off my usual game today.”
A new intramural basketball school record was set last week when sophomore Parker Waterhouse went a stunning 0/32 from beyond the arc.
Students watching the game in horror reported hearing him shout, “That’s in!” followed by a loud clunk each time.
“I don’t know how he even got the ball that many times,” said teammate Steph Dahl, “We tried to take him out of the game, but he insisted he’d get the next one and subbed himself back in.”
When interviewed after his performance, Waterhouse claimed that he was “Just getting warmed up,” and “Next game I’ll drop 40.”
