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Letter from the Editor

By TIM ZVONCHECK ‘19

Time really does fly.

It is difficult to wrap my mind around the thought that it is already my senior year, and I am sure most of my classmates would agree. However, I am very excited for all of the great things that come with senior year, especially The EYE. I hope to successfully help carry on this great tradition because I know that it brings Saint Ignatius community members together.

I am going to keep this letter short and briefly introduce myself. My name is Tim Zvoncheck, and I started working on The EYE sophomore year. By the end of sophomore year, I was a section editor. At the start of junior year, I became a Co-Editor-in-Chief with Justin Adler ‘18. Now, I am still the Editor-in-Chief, and I have some goals for the paper this year.

First of all, it is the students’ paper, so we want to hear from you. If you have ideas or suggestions, please let us know by telling me personally, letting another EYE staff member know, or emailing us at eye@ignatius.edu. Additionally, we plan on publishing a few issues each semester, and we hope to get them to you in a timely matter. We especially hope to actually publish The Lie in April, an accomplishment that no current student has seen yet here at Saint Ignatius.

Overall, I look forward to working with the great staff on The EYE to bring you relevant, entertaining, and funny content. I think our team is very well-suited for the job, and I know we will produce a high-quality newspaper.

Campus safety update

By Alec Stimac ‘19

I recently had the opportunity to sit down and talk with Mr. Richard Klingshirn, Vice President of Operations and Chief Financial Officer, about the updated campus security and safety protocols and devices found around the grounds of Saint Ignatius High School. Many of these current improvements have been made through both the leadership of Mr. Klingshirn and Officer Diaz alongside the Cleveland Police Department this past summer.

Not only do these updates reflect our preparedness as a school for a plethora of different scenarios and situations, especially with all the drills we continually practice, but shows the schools devotion to protecting its student body, faculty, and staff. New additions to campus security include off-duty Cleveland police on campus at all times, a safety gate between Rade Dining Hall and the Senior Lounge, and an electronic locking system. All the exit doors are easy to lockdown. By pushing one of four different buttons, the exterior doors of each campus building can be locked remotely. While many students won’t notice all the updates, it is important to have them there and the effort put forth by the school should be applauded.

Additionally, a Safety Club was formed for people interested in going into a public service career such as the FBI or police force.

Movie Review: Eighth Grade

by Alex Gerhlein ’19

Do you remember your time in eighth grade? The awkward encounters, the silent embarrassment, the feeling that it would all never end? Bo Burnham’s film lives in that space and takes utter joy in ridiculing it.

Many might not know Bo Burnham, but to fill you in, he started posting musical comedy videos to YouTube at the age of sixteen, and would go on to become the youngest comedian to get his own special on Comedy Central at just eighteen years old. Up until now, he has mostly stayed in this realm of musical comedy, creating deeply personal, while still hilarious songs and some pretty good specials. All of this is to say that Bo Burnham knows a few things that make him perfect for this story: comedy, emotion, and the internet.

Eighth Grade follows Kayla Day through her last week of eighth grade, and depicts her slow journey towards becoming comfortable with who she is, and not the facade she fronts to her classmates. While to some this might sound more like a PTSD flashback than a good movie, I can assure you it is fantastic.

First, the positives. The greatest praise I can possibly give this film is this: it gets the internet right. Have you ever seen a film (typically a horror movie) where a character tackily texts an incoherent stream of LOLs and smiley faces to someone, only for the device to be promptly written out of the film’s plot? What about characters browsing a Google substitute that looks less professional than my starting website in Mr. Jarc’s web design class? Doesn’t it ring false? Doesn’t it bug you? Well I can tell you that it bugs me and many, many others to no end, and thankfully someone seems to have gotten the message. Burnham’s characters communicate like actual teens. Try talking to a freshman about their usage of technology last year, and it will probably sound something like how this film portrays it.

Secondly, the performances. The guts it must have taken to cast an actual eighth grader in this role not only with such emotionally impactful material, but also on his first film makes Burnham deserve some serious credit. Elsie Fisher is fantastic. So many movie kids are either a: played by hapless adults trotting about in Hot Topic tees, or b: played unsuccessfully by inexperienced child actors. Fisher’s performance should sit right at the top of great child performances along with The 400 Blows and Stand By Me. She is sure to become a master performer if her skills improve from the already high starting point. Special thanks should also be given to Josh Hamilton for playing the pathetically lovable father to Fisher’s character, providing some seriously impactful moments and never ceasing to please.

What else can I say? The soundtrack is amazing; Burnham does a more than serviceable job of directing (but I’ll get into that in a bit); the writing is beyond reproach; to put it simply this film is without the faults plaguing most movies made about kids.

I’ll take a quick moment to discuss two things: the direction and the cinematography. Both were good enough for the most part, with the direction really improving towards the end of the film, but I can give Burnham a bit of a pass as it is his first feature. However, the cinematography was really something else entirely. Some moments (particularly a scene at a backyard campfire) were shot exceptionally well, but others seemed to be amateurish. The quality of shots in this film rises and falls rapidly and turns on a dime. Some consistency would have been very much appreciated, but overall it works when it has to.

Burnham’s debut is brilliant. Nowhere else have I seen a more accurate and impactful portrayal of this particular stage of adolescence. Fair warning, this is not a family film. This is an R-rated portrayal of eighth grade, and really, these days I don’t see another way to portray it. Burnham has guts to do some of the things he does, and I tip my hat to his willingness to explore certain areas.

I give this one a 10/10. It is my favorite film of the year so far. Go and see it if you can. If not, buy it when it’s available.

Movie Review: BlacKkKlansman

by Alex Gehrlein

With thirty plus years making movies, one would think Spike Lee should have broached a more classic status as a director. Sure, Do The Right Thing is rightfully revered by many (including myself) as one of the greatest films of the 20th century, and many films from The 25th Hour to She’s Gotta Have It have reached a kind of cult status among film buffs, however, Lee has never really received mainstream critical acclaim since Malcolm X back in 1992. He seems to have been kept from the consciousness of popular film for a long time, and that is precisely why it is a great joy for me to say that BlackKlansman is the newest masterpiece from one of my favorite directors.

The story is a historically reshaped portrayal of the true tale of officer Ron Stallworth, an African-American police officer in 1970s Colorado, who infiltrates the KKK over the phone and stops a terror plot in the process. A fascinating tale even if it weren’t being told to you by Lee, who takes the film into areas most films aren’t bold enough to go. I won’t get into the specifics of the film’s politics, but suffice it to say, they are present throughout. Lee is making a statement: a well-crafted, entertaining, effective, statement.

I’ll start with the positives. First, the writing. The script is the real star of this film, shooting off well written, witty points every other line, while progressing the plot to a more than satisfactory conclusion. Second, the performances. John David Washington, Adam Driver, and Topher Grace form a perfect trifecta of well executed performances that hold the film together. Washington and Driver do a great job of showing a growing friendship between two cops, each with his own personal connection to the investigation at hand. Meanwhile, Topher Grace shines as a bit of intermittent comedic relief, which balances effortlessly on the tightrope between utter ridiculousness and sheer hatred. Special mention should also go to Laura Harrier whose character throws in a political edge to the dynamic that speaks beyond the film’s time period. Lastly, and certainly not least, is Spike Lee’s direction. Lee’s style has evolved from his humble beginnings of She’s Gotta Have It, while still remaining true to his core sensibilities.

I’ll start the negatives with a few nitpicks. While Adam Driver’s overall performance is quite good, I noticed a few hiccups in his delivery, especially towards the beginning of the film, which could have easily been fixed by another take or two. He did a great job, but it’s not his best work (See Frances Ha). Secondly, some scenes are executed in a way that I feel offsets the film’s progression and really took me out for a minute. No spoilers, but a scene showing a montage of faces in a crowd, silhouetted in complete darkness, floating across the screen really bugged me, as it was not only a completely unnecessary departure from the film’s general tone and style, but distracted from the emotional core of the scene which should be Ron’s specific reaction to the crowd, and not the reactions of nameless characters in said crowd. A simple slow dolly onto Ron’s face intercut with crowd reactions would have been infinitely more effective and not taken the viewer out of the film to question why it was happening. One or two more shots did bug me, but those are more personal preference and not as glaringly obvious as that.

Lee’s film is his newest masterpiece. When the film world looks back on his incredibly accomplished career I hope this film holds up in the company of his greatest works, which, if current reactions can be trusted, appears it will. Simply put, this is a great film with a great message, one which seems to have resonated with modern audiences.

9/10

Bain Kurtz ’18 is the 2018 Wirtz Athlete of the Year

by Brad Anderson ’18

As you walk through the Hall of Fame Hallway, you see the many faces and accomplishments of outstanding athletes in the illustrious history of Saint Ignatius High School. Today, another legend is born. Senior Bain Kurtz is your Wirtz Athlete of the Year for the class of 2018.

The Wirtz Athlete of the Year Award, named after John Wirtz (the legendary former Saint Ignatius athletic director head coach of the football, track, basketball, and baseball teams) goes to a student that exemplifies being an Ignatian on and off the pitch.

Bain Kurtz fits the description perfectly.

Bain is now in an elite category of athletes from Saint Ignatius. From Brian Dowling to Ryan Franzinger, Oliver Luck to Drew Haddad, and Jimmy Berger to Matt Wiegandt, Kurtz will go down in Saint Ignatius history.

The three-time state hockey champion and hockey captain will attend Miami University next year. “Big-Game Bain” is a master of the offensive end, using his skills on both the ice rink and lax pitch.

For the hockey team, Bain served as captain and an offensive juggernaut. His efforts earned him an All-State honorable mention and recognition around the Ohio game.

“You can’t always count on everyone to show up in those games,” said Head Coach Pat O’Rourke ‘90. “But we could pencil Bain in for a big goal, a big hit, some sandpaper in his game, and some vocal leadership every time.”

Bain is not only known for his three big rings, but also for his hat trick in the OHSAA State Semifinal, famously “shushing” the away crowd. Kurtz also scored the game-winning goal in the 2017 OHSAA State Semifinal during his junior year. Kurtz tallied the clincher just 11 seconds into the third overtime vs. University School.

Over the course of his three seasons, Bain notched 48 goals and 48 assists, along with a record of 96-18-4 in his career on the ice. Coach O’Rourke had high praise for his captain, “He showed up in every big game he ever played.”

Just shy of 100 varsity wins, Bain looks back on his fondest memories.

“Being a captain with Michael McCaffrey while winning it in our last year together was unbelievable,” Kurtz said. “My favorite play had to be scoring the game-winner against US in 3 OT last year in the State Semifinal.”

As an offensive facilitator, Kurtz uses a variety of ways to beat defenders for the lacrosse team. With six goals and six assists and twenty ground balls this year already, Bain has been a huge offensive threat by being a sort of unofficial “point guard” for the team.

Assistant lacrosse coach Garen Distelhorst ’96, who coached Kurtz in 2016 and 2017, spoke on Bain’s performance.

“Bain is a player you want on the field with the game on the line, because he is fearless. The fear of failure is not part of his personality.”

Fellow assistant coach Joe Boehm ‘05 agreed with this assessment.

“Bainer is a leader on the field with his hustle and heart,” Boehm said. “He hates losing as much as anyone in the program and we can always count on him to make a key play when we are in big games.”

On top of all of this, the rings, the goals, and the unquestionable desire to be his best, Bain goes above and beyond of what a normal athlete does. As a student, he maintained exceptional grades and participated regularly in service. Kurtz took part in a mission trip to the Dominican Republic junior year, and was a vital part of the Bone Marrow drive this last spring.

“Bain is a good student, well-rounded, charitable, and funny. He is your classic Saint Ignatius student,” said Coach O’Rourke.

Kurtz is grateful for the Wirtz award recognition and for all of his supporters along the way.

“I’d like to thank my parents, coaches, and teammates for always dealing with me throughout these four years and always looking out for me,” Kurtz said.

Weekly Update #30 – April 8, 2018

Sports

Tennis Your Tennis cats have had a successful start of the season. They are currently undefeated and no one has lost a match yet. Monday they will play Shaker at Mags, Thursday at Westlake, and Friday against US at Mags. They need all the support they can get against US, so the team hopes to see you at 4 at the Mags courts.

Rugby The Rugbycats traveled to South Africa over spring break to take on some of the best high school teams in the world. In their first match against Outeniqua the Wildcats suffered their first loss of the year, falling 91-0 against the top tier international foe. Their second match was against Oakdale of South Africa, improving from their first match, the Wildcats managed to put a couple tries on the board, but fell to Oakdale 67-19 in the end. The Wildcats will return the the US with a strong matchup this Thursday against rivals St Edward for a rematch of last year’s State Championship Match.

Baseball The baseball team traveled to South Caroline over spring break winning two games and losing two games. The baseball cats are back in action with two games this week.

Volleyball Last Thursday your volleyball cats swept VASJ. “It was light work” says one player. Quinn Flanagan had a great serving run to seal the dub. The team had a tri match on Saturday. First they played St x, the second placed team in the state. The cats put up a good fight even though they were missing Phil Catanzaro. The volleyball cats lost in 3 to Xavier. The game following was against Walsh which the cats won in 4.

Track & Field

  • The 4×400 team of Hall, Wetula, Pike, and Griffiths placed 3rd
  • Phil Zuccaro won the 100 and 200
  • Tommy Eichenberg placed 2nd in shot put
  • 4×1600 relay of Saul, McGuire, Biehl, and Mayer got 2nd
  • Dan Drellishack got 2nd in pole vault, and
  • the team came in 3rd at the meet (medina relays).

Lacrosse Lax Cats went 2-2 over Spring break. They beat Coronado out of San Diego 9-6. Next they lost to the #11 team in the nation, Torrey Pines, 8-7 in a heartbreaker that could’ve gone either way. In their last game in LA, the Cats fell to the #24 team in the nation, Loyola, 12-8. Yesterday they took on Hamburg from New York and won 12-6 in a dominant fashion. Next week they take on Western Reserve Academy on Wednesday and St. Edwards on Saturday.

Miscellaneous

Prom Bids Seniors prom bids will be on sale in the senior lounge this week. To buy a bid, you must come with both permission forms completed (one for you, one for your date), a meal choice for you and your date (Chicken, Steak, or Vegetarian), shirt sizes for you and your date, and any food allergies either of you may have.

Please make sure to bring your completed forms with you, otherwise we cannot sell you a bid.

Bids prices are as follows: $200 per couple, $110 stag, $40 for a couple to just attend after prom, and $20 to go stag to after prom only.

Student Senate The student body has elected Dillion Gallagher and DJ Huff as the new student body president and vice president respectively. Wish them luck as they try to fill my shoes.

Eye Podcasts Liam Nigro ‘18, Jacob Lonsway ’18, and Cole Smith ’19 talk to Ian Thompson ’19 about their successes with the SIEntA Shark Tank competition. They also talk about what SIEntA does how how students can participate in the club.

Jeff Outcalt “Really excited to go back to school.”

Friday No Classes

C.A.T. Meeting The Christian Action Team, or CAT, provides students opportunities to fulfill the mission of the school by practicing the Corporal Works of Mercy. CAT meets every Thursday in room 227 at 3 p.m. and is open to all grade levels.

Student Senate candidate statements: President and Vice President

1Matt Hutchinson (P) and Eric Larsen (VP)

Men of Ignatius,

I want to be your President because I believe that here at Saint Ignatius, we have a culture of excellence. This school can be demanding at times, but it’s in these high expectations that we are at our best. As we look towards the future, we must adapt and change our school for the better. We go to one of the best schools in the country and we have had many, many good years in our history. I am asking for your vote today because if you elect Matt Hutchinson and Eric Larsen, next year WILL BE our best year yet.

2Dillion Gallagher (P) and Doug Huff (VP)

My name is Dillion Gallagher, and I am running for Student Senate President with one of my best friends, Doug Huff, as my Vice President. When preparing for this election, Doug and I were considering what we could truly bring to the Student Body. We decided that the best things we could deliver were our ideas and our drive to get them done. However, we are also committed to putting our time, effort, and energy behind real ideas that can solve real problems for the Student Body. We are committed to real change for Saint Ignatius.

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