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OUR TAKE: Above all, citizens

By ALASTAIR PEARSON ’14
Eye Opinion Editor

As diverse as the views of our two columnists may be, the fact that both of them were willing to express their views about something as fundamentally American as the voting process is an impressive testament to the value our society places on individual expression and civic consciousness. Both columnists displayed a commitment to uphold their responsibilities as newly empowered voters, responsibilities that include participating in public forums like newspapers and debates to ensure that all the members of the voting public are informed and motivated to participate. Regardless of one’s political affiliations or beliefs, every reader can recognize the need to promote informative, civil discourse between both sides of the political spectrum.

At the end of the day, democracy requires cooperation. The voting electorate is made up of a vast number of diverse interest groups, all opposing one another depending on the issue and region being discussed, but all of which are ultimately American and all of which have a common national interest at heart. In order for our country to continue to uphold egalitarian, representative government on a global scale, it is necessary to reconcile those interests in favor of universal, humanitarian goals. Despite the minutiae that separates the blue states from the red, despite the differences between liberal and conservative, progressive and centrist, right or left, all of those heading to the polls this November understand that it is their vote represents an obligation to act in the common cause of themselves and the nation at large.

The voters whose opposing views are displayed above are disagreeing in name only. They understand, and we must understand, that democracy and the freedoms it entails can only be maintained by voters who are as passionate and articulate as the world requires them to be. When it is your turn to be heard and your time to cast your vote, make sure your voice is heard. “

Max Simon may have the best high school job ever: running Cleveland’s top-rated Haunted House

By JOHN SELBY ’15

Many of you have probably heard of HalloWeekends or maybe even Seven Floors of Hell, but have you heard of The Fear Experience? If you haven’t, it’s about time you do because this Haunted House is run by one of our own Ignatius men, Max Simon.

Debate encourages students to engage issues, each other

By ANTONIO ZODDA ’14

On November 5, students from the Conservative, Liberal, and Libertarian Caucuses of Informed Ignatians gathered after school in the Atrium to argue their positions on five key issues. This debate was held on the eve of the general election and offered the caucus members a chance to give their opinions to a room full of family, classmates, and teachers.

This event marked the first formal debate in two years between the school’s political clubs and was the first ever debate of the newly formed Informed Ignatians. This coalition was created earlier this school year with the purpose of consolidating all of the politically affiliated extra-curriculars under one \”umbrella club.”

Piranhas, pythons, and alligators make a ruckus in Room 219

By ALASTAIR PEARSON ’14

Returning students passing by the Chemistry hallway may have noticed some of the colorful additions to the room of Mr. Surrarer, veteran instructor in the chemical sciences. Despite his discipline’s usually more impersonal approach, Mr. Surrarer likes to enliven his classes with the aid of a variety of tropical animals that have quickly gained the loving attention of his hundred-plus junior students. The creatures, including Dennis, a snapping turtle, Diesel, the class alligator, as well as five unnamed piranhas, are a classroom fixture, and the former two can often be seen making covert pilgrimages over back-of-the-class desks or warming themselves in the front pockets of adventurous pupils.

According to Mr. Surrarer, there are a number of benefits to caring for unusual wildlife: \”So many of the young men I teach don’t have the opportunity to see these kinds of animals at home. I try to let them see that not every exotic animal is something so
dangerous or unusual that it is beyond our care.”

Golf \’Cats with successful year, look to the future

By PATRICK MCGUIRE ’14

The Saint Ignatius varsity golf team had a very successful season while remaining under the radar at Saint Ignatius. The team was very consistent this year despite graduating state champion Beau Titsworth after the 2011 season. The ‘Cats had a very young team this year and were able to progress all season long. The team consisted of only one senior, Joe Malone; three juniors, two sophomores, and one freshman. Despite being a young team, these golfers were consistent not only as a team, but individually as well. As a team, the ‘Cats finished in the top five in seven tournaments this year and two sixth place finishes in their other tournaments. The team won two tournaments, one at Stonewater and the other at Windmill Lakes. Their postseason began with a second place finish at the Sweetbriar Sectional Tournament and ended with a sixth place finish at the Pine Hills District Tournament. As a young team, the golfers’ scores were very consistent, finishing with three strokes between the team’s low-scorer and high-scorer. Jack Coyne ’14 finished the year with the team’s lowest average of 38.9 strokes per nine holes. The golf team, though graduating Senior Joe Malone, has a bright future for next year. Next year, Coach Brian Becker looks for senior leadership from Jack Coyne ’14, P.J. Malik ’14, and Dean Catalano ’14; while hoping for the continued consistency from the underclassmen. “

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen aims to turn average Joes into \”the most interesting men in the world”

By ANDREW RATH ’13

Have you ever considered yourself a classy individual? Do you have a special place in your heart for Sean Connery? If your answer to either of the previously asked questions was \”yes,”

We want a Wii U, will you?

By JACOB WOOMER ’14

In 2006, Nintendo released the Wii. It revolutionized the the video game industry with its innovation and strong sales. Now, after 6 years, Nintendo is releasing their newest console, the Nintendo Wii U. Like the Wii when it first came out, it’s definitely going to be a challenge to buy one of these in the first couple of months. So, will you be standing outside at 6AM in the middle of November waiting to buy a Wii U? In case you’re having trouble deciding if it would be worth the effort and icy winds, here is a list of the 3 major things you should know about the Wii U.

Best Horror Movies for Every Villain Type

By BRAD MERK ’14

It turns out Hurricane Sandy isn’t the only thing to be afraid of this Halloween! You can still get some good old-fashioned horror by renting some horror classics from your local video renting store. Wait, who am I kidding? You’re going to watch them off Netflix Instant.

A \”Top 10 Horror Movies”

Ding. Ding. Ding. Is a new schedule in the works?

By DOMINIC GIDEON ’14

The ambitious Mr. Dan Bradesca ’88 has many great plans to benefit this school as principal, and one of those is a new and improved daily schedule for next year. This idea, although not certain to happen, is being seriously thought over and researched. \”We’re working with a company that’s helping us analyze our schedule and how to improve it.”

Delinquents terrorized by blue \”beast”

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